Who you are, according to the questions nobody wrote for you

These are real Instagram poll questions, answered by thousands of people years before anyone thought of making a quiz from them. Each quiz asks only about its own subject, and no question appears in more than one.

Your result is decided by where you are unusual. Agreeing with almost everyone barely moves you; taking the side hardly anyone takes moves you a long way. The anomalies are what make you a person rather than an average.